Monday, June 11, 2012

Bloo Explains “Prometheus” to SomeAG

rodmanstreet:

someauthorgirl:

This is under a cut because it is All Spoilers and really long.

You should only read this if you have absolutely no intention of seeing Prometheus, or have no fucks to give about getting spoilered.

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100% A+ retelling of Prometheus.

Wherein Bloo perfectly pinpoints everything I found wrong with Prometheus. 


-AM

Notes

  1. panamanianmoon said: Lord, what an ass.
  2. someauthorgirl reblogged this from thegaminething and added:
    Then how not at all strange that you kept reading and felt compelled to comment. Some of your posts I found interesting...
  3. thegaminething reblogged this from someauthorgirl and added:
    Guys? Just because you use the most trope-tastic phrases like “Ran out of fucks to give” and “because, reasons” does not...
  4. scoldylox reblogged this from someauthorgirl and added:
    I’ve been reading this on and off all afternoon, and I would just like to say, it was great. Also, now I don’t have to...
  5. colorschanging said: I am so lost. And that sounds horrible.
  6. ladyfabulous reblogged this from blueandbluer and added:
    This is the most accurate thing I’ve read about this movie so far.
  7. cundtcake said: this is my favorite thing to come out of that crackfest of a movie: asundayrain.tumblr.com/…
  8. geekquality reblogged this from rodmanstreet and added:
    Wherein Bloo perfectly pinpoints everything I found wrong with Prometheus. -AM
  9. rodmanstreet reblogged this from someauthorgirl and added:
    100% A+ retelling of Prometheus.
  10. breanieswordvomit reblogged this from someauthorgirl and added:
    I love reading spoilers about movies so I don’t have to see them. Escpecially for ones where I’m curious but would never...
  11. blueandbluer reblogged this from someauthorgirl and added:
    Oh god, rereading this practically made me wet myself.
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